Pet Pride 038: Siesta

Conversation between Joe and the neighbour's white dog. We'll call her Whitey.

Whitey: Arf! Arf! Hi, Joe...

Joe: Yo, Whitey. How's it going, mah frend?

Whitey: Not bad. Can you come down and play?

Joe: Wait. I'll ask mum.... Muuuuummm, can I go down and play?

Mum: I'm sorry, honey. Too hot. And it's siesta-time.

Joe: But muuuuummmm... Whitey's mum lets her play at this time...

Mum: Hush, now. You must take a nap. You're a growing dog... See Whitey? She will never grow bigger than she is now. That's because she doesn't take naps...

Joe: Errrmmmm, okay. (turning to Whitey). Sorry, Whitey. Mum says I gotta take a nap...

Whitey: Ngarf!

Mum: (to herself) Good boy! hehehehe.

Pet Pride 037: Smelly Mummy

I made this up, of course, but it sure does crack me up. Joe, you're such a hoot! Love, Mum.

Mum: Heya, Joe. What's up? How are you? Come shake my hand. {Offering my hand}


Joe: Uhm, Muuuum... {sheepish now} but... your hand is smelly!


Mum: ULK!!! {redfaced!}

Pet Pride 036: Comfortable

Hmmm... so soft and comfy. I like this bed very much. I'm going to ask mum to give me this.