Furry Friday 008: S-l-u-u-u-u-r-p!

We're back for the Furry Friday fun this week!!

Furry Friday #007: Queen Max

I'd like to think Max makes attempts to talk to me through a lot of ways - grunting, sneezing, winking, or tapping my knees. It amuses me so much that I sometimes find myself talking to her in return. I hope my neighbors won't see this as a sign that I am slowly losing my sanity *lol*.



Max is just over two years old and so full of life. She takes her morning and evening walks regularly with Rob and I taking turns to walk her. She rarely goes out of the house to play with other dogs so she's a bit unsettled whenever there are other dogs around. But whenever she's out, she does socialize. But there are other dogs around that are nasty and gang up on her and that's when Rob picks her up and carries her around - and how she loves it! With her nose up in the air, she acts as if she's the queen.



And, she hates the paparazzi!

Furry Friday #006: Max in play mode

Max loves to play. This is her play-mode position and she'll chase you with the hope of being chased in return.

Furry Friday #005:

Not now, Max, I'm tired.

Furry Friday #004: Sleeping Beauty

In 2006, I was assigned to the coastal town of Kep and the whole family relocated. We stayed in a guesthouse on a hill with a sweeping view of the Bokor mountain and the Gulf of Thailand. Almost every day, after lunchtime, we all retreated to our hammocks on the mini-patio. The breath-taking view and the refreshing sea breeze lulled us to sleep, Max included.

How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Have you ever wondered what pets do when there is no one else in the house? Here's one:

Golden Retriever:The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one!?! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!

Dachshund:
I can't even reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it! By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry!

Rottweiler:
Go ahead. Make me!

Shi-tzu:
Puh-leese dah-ling, let the servants.......

Labrador:
Oh me, me, pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Irish Setter:
Huh?

Malamute:
Let the border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got his hangover....

Mastiff:
Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.

Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero taco bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, it's right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!


Cat:
Pets do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?



(Author Unknown)


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Quite good, isn't it? You can get more pet dog jokes and stories at Carl's Rott'N Pages.

Picture sources:
Dachshund - http://www.dogslife.com.au/breeds?cid=7745&pid=145638
Alaskan Malamute - http://www.justdogbreeds.com/alaskan-malamute.html
Chihuahua - http://www.dog-breeds-explained.info/Chihuahua.html
Jack Russell Terrier - http://www.agilitybits.co.uk/breeds/jrt/jrt.html
Old English sheep dog - http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/5761/nikoncampics113zf3.jpg
Cat - http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/2288952155_f3f615ee1f.jpg?v=0

You may also click the picture and it leads you to the source.

Furry Friday 002: Dog for sale

... beach included!


Max, at 4-5months old

Keeshonds are often referred to as the smiling Dutchman because of their origin and their perpetual good-natured grin. Isn't it evident in the picture?

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