How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Have you ever wondered what pets do when there is no one else in the house? Here's one:

Golden Retriever:The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one!?! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!

Dachshund:
I can't even reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it! By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry!

Rottweiler:
Go ahead. Make me!

Shi-tzu:
Puh-leese dah-ling, let the servants.......

Labrador:
Oh me, me, pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Irish Setter:
Huh?

Malamute:
Let the border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got his hangover....

Mastiff:
Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.

Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero taco bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, it's right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!


Cat:
Pets do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?



(Author Unknown)


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Quite good, isn't it? You can get more pet dog jokes and stories at Carl's Rott'N Pages.

Picture sources:
Dachshund - http://www.dogslife.com.au/breeds?cid=7745&pid=145638
Alaskan Malamute - http://www.justdogbreeds.com/alaskan-malamute.html
Chihuahua - http://www.dog-breeds-explained.info/Chihuahua.html
Jack Russell Terrier - http://www.agilitybits.co.uk/breeds/jrt/jrt.html
Old English sheep dog - http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/5761/nikoncampics113zf3.jpg
Cat - http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/2288952155_f3f615ee1f.jpg?v=0

You may also click the picture and it leads you to the source.